Friday, September 28, 2012

June 14, 1973 - Washington D.C., United States




125

Ah, it’s good to be the Queen. I’ve been making good on my promise to drag the Scoobies kicking and screaming into competency. Their success at the hotel brought them attention from the government, which has led to them getting higher priority tasks. And with me acting in an advisory role, they’ve been incredibly successful at each mission. Which in turn leads to being given more resources and even bigger tasks.

As it stands, the Scoobies are poised to become the de facto leaders of the CIA’s anti-paranormal work. Even the SMSC is doing pretty good for themselves; while they didn’t get quite the publicity the Scoobies did, they’ve been rising up in the hierarchy since the incident. I hear they’ve even been having some work dealing with the Fears themselves.

Most importantly of all, I’m having a huge success getting “Scoobies” accepted as the name for Para-Universal Beings Defense Agency. Jacob was resistant at first, but what can I say, I’m a convincing person. He mostly has just been doing what I say lately. As it should be.

But the fun and games can’t last forever. Just the other day, we received word of a Dying Man host within the city. The Scoobies managed to locate and quarantine the subject, all without my help. Almost brought a tear to my eye: my little CIA conspiracy, all grown up and responsible. I’ve taken that as a sign for me to finally let go and resume hunting Grendel.

I’ve left the Scoobies with the standing order to look for anything they can find on Grendel or the Esoteric Order of Dagon. Gave a final round of farewells, warned them to be wary of people named Lupine, Jacob got a goodbye kiss, and I was off. Back to work.

I-330

Thursday, September 20, 2012

May 16, 1973 - Washington D.C., United States




96

The archives… well… let’s say that disappointment was a continuing trend for the trip.

Jacob drove me to another building in a different part of town. At first it looked like a promising place; the building was much larger than the shed Jacob’s group was crammed in, and there were a lot of serious looking government men doing serious looking government things. But we didn’t park by that building. Instead, we drove behind it and parked by the dumpster.

Jacob pointed at a group of boxes stacked next to the dumpster. “There. Those are our archives.”

“You’re kidding, right?”

“Afraid not. When we got transferred out of this building, we had to leave most of our stuff. And the new owners got rid of anything they didn’t want to keep.”

“Yeah, but… just throwing away classified material REALLY doesn’t seem like a smart thing to do.”

“Really? Maybe try looking inside one of the boxes.”

I did. And I stared at what was inside for a long time. And then I screamed very loudly and kicked that box as hard as I could, causing little strips of paper to fly out.

All the documents inside the box had been shredded.  There was no way I’d be able to make sense of any of the fragments.

“Guess they didn’t consider our anything we had there important enough to keep.”

That was it. I was going to start hitting people. Starting with Jacob because he was closest.

“What is it you were hoping to find, anyway?” He asked.

I had to suppress my violent impulses to answer. “Not entirely sure. Anything I could about a man named Grendel and the cult he leads.”

“And what on earth made you think we’d have anything like that?”

Um… judgment call time. Would “I’m from the future, where your group is massive and has a helluva lot of information on them,” work, or should I try thinking of a more believable lie?

That call turned out to be one I didn’t have to make. A black car screeched up alongside us, and one of Jacob’s men got out.

“Mr. Marchetti, we’ve got a problem. Some kind of terrorist group cult has taken over a hotel, and we’re being called up to deal with it.”

“Us? We never got this kind of job. What’s going on?”

“Everyone who went in before us has been wiped out. All the alphabet agencies have been sending their paranormal teams, but no one’s coming back. We’re the only ones left. Well, we’re the only CIA group left. The FBI’s still got the SMSC; they’re on the scene already, but aren’t making any moves right now.”

“Damn. Just us two groups? They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. What’s going on inside that hotel?”

“No one’s sure. I’ve heard rumors about giant dogs made of smoke or a man who’s immune to bullets, but haven’t heard any official word.”

Wait. That… sounded familiar. “Were those dogs bat-zombie like? Did they seem to come out of nowhere, then vanish again?”

“What? Um… I don’t know-”

“That guy who was immune to bullets? Were there any more details about him? Like eye color? Did they say if he had red eyes? When he was shot, did shadows come out instead of blood?”

“Um…” My barrage of questions appeared to have silenced the agent. Jacob, however, seemed curious.

“Those are specific sounding questions.” He said. “You think you know what’s going on?”

“Maybe. Drive me to the hotel, and we’ll find out.”

Perhaps, after all this searching to find the slightest scraps of info on Grendel, I had accidentally stumbled upon him. Jacob drove us to the hotel, which already had several black vans surrounding it. Jacob’s agents were already there, plus a man I hadn’t seen before. He nodded to us as we approached, and greeted Jacob with a “Agent Marchetti.”

“Agent Eight-Line Poem,” Jacob responded.

“Wait, Eight-Line Poem?” Surprise made me speak out loud. And people think my name sounds silly….

Eight-Line Poem blushed at my surprise. “I’m from the SMSC. Our boss, well, has a bit of an obsession with that David Bowie guy. All our code names are picked from his songs. I don’t see the appeal, but those are the boss’s orders.”

Jacob got back into the conversation. “So they’re finally letting you guys out again after your last screw up?”

Eight-Line bristled. “We had every reason to believe that we were dealing with a demonic summoning back then!”

“It was a college Halloween party.”

“Yes, but it could have been a demonic summoning!”

“Could have been. But it was still a college Halloween party.”

This was going nowhere. “Hey, I’m fascinated to hear what you two have to say to each other,” I said, “but there’s this other thing here that’s kinda important and which I’d really like to start taking care of. Now what’s the situation inside the hotel?”

Surprisingly, for once being rude and blunt failed to calm people down. Eight-Line just got angrier, and said to me, “And who are you, acting like you’re in charge?”

“She’s under direct orders from Mr. Schlesinger.” Jacob said. “Which basically means that she is in charge here.”

Eight-Line grumbled something like, “God damn CIA,” but went on to answer my question. “The cult’s a group calling themselves the Esoteric Order of Dagon. They’ve barricaded themselves on the tenth floor; we think they have hostages with them, but we’re not sure. They haven’t made any demands or tried contacting us.
There’s been a lot of casualties trying to storm the building and clear them out. Damn idiots always think that their elite squad will succeed where every other elite squad failed. We’ve already had the FBIS, CPI, ADAE, SPC, STAB, and PAM all go in and get themselves killed, so now they’ve just got us SMSC and your PABDA to deal with it.”

“Sounds wonderful.” Jacob said. “Now let me consult with my superior for a moment.”

He pulled me to the side, out of Eight-Line’s hearing. “So now you’re actually calling me your superior?” I asked.

“You’re the only one who seems to have any idea what’s going on here, and it will be a lot easier to get stuff done if everyone thinks you’re official. Now what are we running up against in that hotel?”

“The dogs are most likely the Hounds of Tindalos. They can appear and disappear from anything that makes a sharp angle. The man’s name is Grendel. None of our guns are going to have any effect on him. Or any other weapon we’ve got.”

“And how do we deal with them?”

“We don’t. Grendel’s my problem. I’ll take care of him on my own.”

“That’s not happening. Dealing with this stuff is our job, and we’re finally being allowed to do it. We’re going in as well.”

Well… fine, yeah, you guys were kinda stuck in a shack, I can understand your eagerness to do something. “Alright, but it’s your heads on the line”

“We’re going to head in.” I said to Eight-Line. “You SMSC people… try to come up with a believable cover story or something. And get a wrecking crew; if this doesn’t work it might be safer to just smash the building.”

The barricade of vans moved aside to let us through, and we entered the hotel lobby. There were bodies of agents who had gone before us across the floor, their corpses shredded to pieces.

“Keep your eyes on the angles.” I said. “If you see smoke, start shooting. It means one of the Hounds is appearing.”

That advice couldn’t have come soon enough; the moment I finished the sentence, smoke poured out of the walls. Three Hounds leapt out, and were met with a volley of pistol fire. And it doesn’t matter what kind of angled time they come from, pump enough lead into them and they die like anything else.

With those three dead, we reloaded and moved forward. Had to get all the way up to the tenth floor. First snaking through the too-narrow hallways while under constant attack, and then up the stairwell. The god damn motherfucking bloody stairwell. Jacob and I took point, while the other four watched the sides, everyone keeping their back to each other. It was slow, but the only way to keep eyes on every angle at once. The bodies we passed were all the incentive we needed to stay in that formation.

Things got bad on the stairs. In the halls we could watch the walls and ceiling easily. But every step made an angle, and we didn’t have enough eyes to keep track of our feet as well. As we climbed the stairs, smoke started to appear beneath us. Heard an agent behind me scream, and turned to see him being dragged into the smoke. Only one thing to do then.

“Run!”

Up the stairs, fast as we could. Hounds were leaping at us from every direction, appearing as fast as we could shoot them. We were forced to make a stand on a landing, keeping our backs to the wall as we held off a seemingly unending attack. An agent’s gun jammed, and a Hound pounced, tearing out his throat with its rotting teeth. More Hounds leaped on the body, tearing it apart with claws and teeth. We used that as a chance to make a break for it, continuing our sprint.

“Out of ammo!” Someone yelled, and I reflexively checked inside my coat. Shit, no more ammo in their; this was my last clip.

Fired my last few shots and then tossed the gun aside, focusing just on running. A Hound appeared in front of me, and in a panic, I swung at it. Somehow lucked out and hit it in the face, knocking it down the stairs.

“Nicely done,” Jacob said.

Threw on a smirk. “Of course it was. Who do you think I am?” Oh god that was terrifying how the hell did I survive that.

Suddenly the Hound’s attacks stopped. Something changed in the air: a pressure seemed to press down on our heads, and a loud buzzing echoed in our ears. Didn’t know the cause, but I was assuming it was a bad sign. Went up the last few floors as fast as my legs could go. Reached the tenth floor, kicked open the door, and nearly fell into an empty void. There was nothing beyond that door. Nothing but a five pointed star burning in the abyss, and by that star, Grendel.

“Hello Darling!” Grendel’s voice boomed with an unnatural roar, his black hair and clothes seemed as if they were made of living darkness, and his eyes glowed red with the fire of dying suns. “Once again, you come to witness another triumph! The battle call has been sent out. The gods are being summoned from the depths which they were driven to, at last waking from their long slumber. On the day of Revolution, they will be prepared to strike, taking vengeance upon-”

A bullet ripped through Grendel’s head, stopping the monologue. Jacob lowered his gun and muttered, “God damn he likes to talk.”

When Grendel’s face reformed, his voice and appearance were back to being more human. He scowled fiercely at Jacob. “I’m reminded why I had you replaced with Lupine. Have fun playing with your new toys, Darling; I’ve done what I came here for.” Grendel and the nothingness disappeared, replaced with the hotel hallway. Several cultists were unconscious on the ground, as well as the bodies of those who had been staying at the hotel.

Some of the cultists started to wake up as we searched. They didn’t resist when the Scoobies handcuffed them. Can’t say if that was because we had guns, or because they knew Grendel had already succeeded. No one talked about it, but there was a feeling amongst us that we’d arrived too late.

Not that anyone else knew that. Far as they were concerned, we walked out of a place no other team had returned from, leading a group of captured cultists. Of course there was a cover up, so we didn’t get any medals or anything. But word would reach the right people that the Scoobies had succeeded where everyone else had failed. Which is going to open up a bunch of options in the power vacuum left by all the casualties everyone else had. And dammit, I’m going to make the Scoobies hunt Grendel for me if I have to force them into becoming a competent agency.
And I’m totally going to make them accept that their name will be the Scoobies. No matter what it takes.

I-330

Sunday, September 9, 2012

May 15, 1973 - Washington D.C., United States




95

Well I’d investigated the Dreamlands. Time for my second objective: Figuring out why a government agency was treating me like a ranking officer, and why they knew about Grendel.

They’d called themselves “Scoobies,” which I remembered being the original name of Lupine’s organization. So I was looking for a paranormal CIA group.

Popped back to the year 1973, because I feel that any adventures with shady CIA groups should take place during important years in Project MKUltra’s history. It sets an appropriate atmosphere.

I do find the security measures around 70s era buildings to be laughably simple. Even easier to get through than 21st century stuff. So getting into the CIA’s stuff wasn’t too big a deal. What was a big deal was searching through all that stuff for their records on the Scoobies. I thought, hey, government agency, gotta keep records on everything. And I did find a ton of interesting (but useless) documents, but barely anything on the Scoobies or Jacob Marchetti. Which probably should have tipped me off a little to what I was going to find, but at the time I just thought it meant they were really, really good at being classified. The only tidbit of info I managed to find that was any use was an address for their headquarters.

They didn’t have an office in the CIA building, which surprised me at first. But I suppose it makes sense not to keep top secret branches in public buildings, though. I expected they would locate the Scoobies in some super hidden bunker complex in a heavily fortified location outside of town.

But when I went to the address… well… not quite what I’d had in mind. It wasn’t a top secret bunker. At all. It was a single story building in a rundown part of town. Well… maybe it was a very cleverly disguised secret bunker?

After going through the front door, I realized that this had to be the best disguised bunker I’ve ever seen. Or more likely, it was a regular rundown building in the middle of the city without any secret complexes underneath at all.

There wasn’t anyone around when I came in. Looked like someplace that had just been moved into, with a lot of unopened boxes and only scarce furniture. Perhaps this was the wrong place? No, the address checked out….

Heard noise from further inside, so I pushed aside some boxes and went to check it out. More boxes there, but there were also people. Five people. A woman at a typewriter, and three men being lectured by a fourth with bright red hair. The topic of the lecture seemed to be about federal funds, and why they should only be used on federal things, instead of, say, ski lodge vacations.

The red haired man… he was much younger than the last time I’d seen him, but I could see some resemblance. Plus it helped that there had been a picture next to his name in the files.

“Jacob Marchetti?” I said to him.

The lecture was put on hold so he could address me. “And what do you need?”

“My name is I-330.”

Blank stare. “Is that supposed to mean something to me?”

Damn. That usually works. New strategy then. “Okay look I could try the whole subterfuge route and attempt to trick the information I need out of you, but I’m realizing that I’m probably not very good at that. So I’m just going to be blunt and get to the important part. No I’m not part of the government, I’m basically a freelance paranormal fighter. And I’m kinda trying to stop someone who might be planning something big involving awakening ancient beings capable of wiping the world clean of life. So it would be really nice if you could get together your Scoobies and help me put a stop to all that nonsense.”

I think that took them by surprise, because no one said anything for a while before Jacob spoke. “Get together our… what?”

“The Scoobies? That’s your group’s nickname, right?”

“… That’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard all week. We’re the Central Intelligence Para-Universal Beings Defense Agency. No nickname. Now crazy lady, thank you for briefly amusing us. But I’m going to need to escort you out of here and take you to some people who are going to be very curious how a civilian knows so much they shouldn’t know.”

He put his hand on my shoulder to lead me out. And I did what I usually do when people try that. Well, I held back a little. Didn’t want to break his arm. But a second after touching me he found himself thrown onto the floor.

The atmosphere in the room suddenly became serious. “Alright ma’am, you’ve just assaulted a federal officer…” Jacob said as he got up, “That was a big mistake.”

Well. This certainly wasn’t working out like I had planned. Maybe if I told them that I was really, really sorry we could start over at square one….

Or maybe not. Jacob looked like he was shifting into a fighting stance, and the other men were reaching for their side arms. Perhaps running away was going to be the best decision here….

Then, as the tension seemed about to explode in gunfire and violence, the phone rang. The woman at the typewriter picked up the phone and listened.

“Mr. Marchetti?” She said. “It’s Mr. Schlesinger.”

Schlesinger? That name sounded familiar… wasn’t he… wait, wasn’t James Schlesinger director of the CIA during this time period?

“What? Why’s a bigwig like him calling?” Jacob said.

“ He’s asking if we have a woman named I-330 here.” She glanced at me, I waved, and she said “Yes,” into the phone.

Another pause as she listened. “Um… he says to do whatever she asks us to do.”

“He what?”

Well wasn’t that interesting. So it seems a future me warped to Mr. James Schlesinger and made him call this place with those orders. Genius, I-330, genius! I’m so glad I thought of that! Totally what I had planned out from the beginning, honest!

“Well you heard your boss!” I said. “I get to be the one giving orders now.”

The silence of disbelief spread through the room. Jacob relaxed very slightly. “Sofia, call Mr. Schlesinger back in a few minutes and confirm that order.” He said to the girl at the typewriter. “Alright, ‘I-330’. I’m still not sure I believe what that call said, and won’t be until we get confirmation. But while we wait, what is it you want us to do?”

Not very trusting. But I could still work with it, so long as that didn’t get in the way. “I need you to bring your organization together, so I can do some investigating. How many agents do you have out in the field?”

A few chuckles from the others. Glared at them, but couldn’t tell which had laughed. “Ma’am?” Jacob said. “This is the entire organization.”

“Just the five of you?”

“I’m afraid so.”

What. What. But… I mean… what. When I ran into them in the 80s, they had helicopters and military grade equipment. In the 21st century they had massive underground bunkers and enough power to go rogue from the US government. How the hell did they get there from… this?

“But… I checked the records, you guys have been around for two years!” I was grasping for some kind of silver lining here. “Surely you’ve got more than this?”

“Well if you’d come a few weeks ago we would be in a slightly larger building. But that was taken over for paranormal research purposes by another group. Which is basically our entire history: getting stuff taken away by larger government agencies. Just five months after our founding we already had most of our staff and money transferred to the big players. We can’t do shit against people that have been around long enough their founding has Lincoln’s signature behind it.”

“So then what is it you do?”

“Clean up the scraps. Anything too small for the big leagues to waste resources on, we’re given.”

“… Any chance a vast international conspiracy led by an immortal trying to awaken sleeping gods happens to be one of those scraps you were given?”

He laughed at that. “No, nothing like that. Think much smaller. Like cleaning up all the webs after someone else had a fight with a horde of giant spider monsters.”

I could feel my hopes sinking down. But there was still hope that I could get something out of this, right? “Do you guys at least have archives with any information you’ve collected?”

The grin he shared with the others did little to raise my hopes. “Archives? Yeah, we’ve got something like that. I can take you to them if you really want to look at them.”

Not much. But the best I’d gotten during this whole trip. “Yeah, take me to them. Maybe I’ll find a tiny clue in there….”

I’m really hoping these archives have something in them. Or else this trip is going to end up as a complete waste of time.

I-330